Browse Will Rogers quotes and sayings.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? Will […]
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He […]
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
We can’t all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap […]
We have killed more people celebrating our independence day than we lost fighting for it. […]
Even if you’re on the right track, you will get run over if you just […]
I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. Will […]
If you want to be successful, it’s just this simple. Know what you are doing. […]
Too many people spend money they haven’t earned to buy things they don’t want to […]
America is a land of opportunity, and don’t ever forget it. Will Rogers
The worst thing that happens to you may be the best thing for you if […]
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to […]
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. […]
Never miss a chance to shut up. Will Rogers
Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco. Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will […]
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. Will Rogers
Don’t let yesterday take up too much of today. Will Rogers
The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is […]
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his […]
Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough […]
People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that […]