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Behind each breakaway movement is a breakaway demagogue will will set up his breakaway demagogue […]
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over. Frank Zappa
The rock and roll business is pretty absurd, but the world of serious music is […]
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, […]
Jazz is not dead, it just smells funny. Frank Zappa
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. Frank Zappa
You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It […]
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. Frank Zappa
Music, in performance, is a type of sculpture. The air in the performance is sculpted […]
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media […]
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something […]
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go […]
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody […]
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open. Frank […]
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons. Frank Zappa
There are only two things to remember. Number one…Don’t Stop, and number two…Keep Going! Frank […]
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced. Frank Zappa
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods. Frank Zappa
I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me […]