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I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow. Ron […]
Donald Trump – and I don’t dislike Donald one single bit – has no idea […]
I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I […]
I had the right to remain silent… but I didn’t have the ability. Ron White
I quit smoking cigarettes and with the $70 a month I am saving not smoking […]
My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth. Ron White
You ever crap so big your pants fit better? I’m hoping to crap myself into […]
You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered. Ron White
I didn’t get where I am today by worrying about how I’d feel tomorrow. Ron […]
The next time you have a thought….let it go. Ron White
I did not climb to the top of the food to chain to eat carrots. […]
Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge of the Hicks Ron White
Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty…mine’s putting in an express lane. Ron […]
I do live like a rock star, but it’s not as great as it sounds. […]
You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat. Ron White
Diamonds – that’ll shut her up… for a minute! Ron White
Today we celebrate our freedom by scaring the shit out of America’s dogs. Ron White
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade…and try to find […]
I think honest communication, no matter where it comes from, is positive for a relationship. […]
It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business. Ron White
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