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Change

I find the difference, for me, between having no money and having quite a bit is that the bills get bigger. And that’s it. The lifestyle doesn’t change.
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Oct 28, 2019

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Reality

Being offended by things is the world’s big hobby at the moment. It’s almost taken over from wearing goatee beards.
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Oct 25, 2019

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Makes You Think

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
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Oct 22, 2019

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Life

A learning experience is one of those things that says, ‘You know that thing you just did? Don’t do that.
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Oct 18, 2019

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Adulting

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer
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Oct 11, 2019

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Crazy

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Oct 9, 2019

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Crazy

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Oct 3, 2019

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Biographies

Douglas Adams Biography and Quotes
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Birthday: March 11th, 1952 Commemoration: May 11th, 2001 Nationality: British 49 Years Old Famously Known […]

Sep 10, 2019

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Angry

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Aug 23, 2019

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Annoyed

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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Feb 8, 2019

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Death

I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.
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Jan 18, 2019

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Adulting

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.
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Jan 15, 2019

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