Browse Chris Rock quotes and sayings.
No matter what kind of backgrounds two men are from, if you go, ‘Hey, man, […]
Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks. […]
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of […]
If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, […]
I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot. […]
Funny is only something that others know about you – you can’t be funny by […]
Community college is like a disco with books: Here’s ten dollars; let me get my […]
If you’re the president you only have two jobs: peace and money. Chris Rock
A white boy that makes C’s in college can make it to the white house. […]
It’s easier to get on show business, the hard part is to maintain. Nobody stays […]
Hollywood’s racist. Hollywood is sorority racist. It’s like – we like you, Rhonda, but you’re […]
Much like rock ‘n’ roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen […]
You can’t be happy that fire cooks your food and be mad it burns your […]
You only know that you’re smart because you’re around dumb people from time to time! […]
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. Chris […]
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. Chris Rock
A man is only as faithful as his options. Chris Rock
You can’t think the thoughts you want to think if you think you’re being watched. […]
Smart is knowing if you’re dumb. Knowing when to shut up and to listen to […]
You don’t pay taxes–they take taxes. Chris Rock
Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s having a lot of options. […]
If you’re a black Christian, you have a real short memory. Chris Rock
A sense of humor is great- it goes a long, long way in a marriage. […]
God Bless America, and no place else. Chris Rock
You got a gun, you don’t have to work out. Chris Rock