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Crazy

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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Jul 16, 2019

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Advice

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Jul 16, 2019

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Forgiveness

Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.
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Jul 13, 2019

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Reality

Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Jul 9, 2019

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Beginnings

I’ve been on the verge of being an angel my whole life, I’ve just never made it yet.
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Jun 24, 2019

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Negative

Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Apr 27, 2019

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Makes You Think

A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Apr 13, 2019

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Greatness

The rules of governing literary art require… ‘that the author shall use the right word, not its second cousin.’
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Apr 9, 2019

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Advice

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation.
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Mar 29, 2019

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Advice

It is wiser to find out than to suppose.
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Mar 19, 2019

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Funny

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
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Feb 28, 2019

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Fear

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear.
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Feb 17, 2019

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Philosophical

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
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Feb 12, 2019

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Greatness

Really great people make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Feb 7, 2019

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Change

It’s easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
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Feb 7, 2019

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Advice

Continuous improvment is better than delayed perfection.
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Feb 2, 2019

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Beautiful

I can live for two months on a good compliment.
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Jan 31, 2019

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Funny

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
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Jan 30, 2019

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Advice

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.
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Jan 29, 2019

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Growth

Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
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Jan 22, 2019

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Advice

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
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Jan 19, 2019

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Crazy

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Jan 17, 2019

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Advice

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Jan 11, 2019

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Creative

When all else fails, write what your heart tells you. You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Jan 10, 2019

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Greatness

Laws control the lesser man…Right conduct controls the greater one.
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Jan 4, 2019

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Life

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful of your life.
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Jan 3, 2019

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Fighting

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.
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Jan 2, 2019

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Advice

Don’t wait. The time will never be just right.
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Dec 31, 2018

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Happy

To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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Dec 27, 2018

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Death

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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Dec 13, 2018

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So True

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.
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Dec 6, 2018

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