We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and […]
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next […]
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. Phyllis Diller
The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the […]
Money’s scarce Times are hard Here’s your fucking Xmas card. Phyllis Diller
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. Phyllis […]
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want […]
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before […]