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They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they’re not […]
Growing old is compulsory – growing up is optional. Bob Monkhouse
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted. Bob Monkhouse
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she […]
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as […]
I can remember when safe sex meant a padded headboard. Bob Monkhouse
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be […]