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Why does mineral water that ‘has trickled through mountains for centuries’ have a ‘use by’ […]
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp […]
There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is […]
Garlic bread – it’s the future, I’ve tasted it. Peter Kay
You never know where to look when eating a banana. Peter Kay