Idiot Quotes, Idiot One-Liners, Idiot Sayings, Idiot Memes, Idiot Statuses and Idiot Tweets!
We use the word God. God hooks all the other words up. I’m the pope. […]
It’s really cold outside, they are calling for a major freeze, weeks ahead of normal. […]
To the intelligent man or woman, life appears infinitely mysterious. But the stupid have an […]
I had to smile at the man. I mean, you have to smile at idiots […]
It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going […]
I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was […]
I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist. Tara Reid
User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot. Dave Barry
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got […]
While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming round the world. Carson McCullers
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But […]
The only thing I want to say is, I know I’m not Einstein, but I’m […]
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It […]
One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there […]
Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in […]
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. […]
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they […]
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is […]
What do they do for a village idiot when you’re here? Tanya Huff
You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy. Charles Manson
No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy. Bryant McGill
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to […]
Rock ‘n Roll is an asylum for emotional idiots. Richard Neville
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot Mark Twain
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school […]
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. […]
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is […]
People are not homeless if they’re sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. Dan […]
There is no greater stupidity or meanness than to take uniformity for an ideal. George […]
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he […]
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want […]
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and […]
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. Justin Sewell
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. Samuel Palmer
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles. Dan […]
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
If I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own […]
Even a fool learns something once it hits him. Homer