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Idiot

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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Samuel Palmer

Oct 13, 2019

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Idiot

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 8, 2019

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Crazy

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 4, 2019

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Funny

If I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own accord.
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Johann Sebastian Bach

Aug 26, 2019

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Idiot

Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
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Homer

Jul 30, 2019

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Annoyed

Hypocrissits: A narcissist whose head is so far up their butt they can’t hear the hypocrisy coming out of their mouth.
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Joel McDonald

Jul 22, 2019

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Advice

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Mark Twain

Jul 16, 2019

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Annoyed

You have as much charm as a dead slug.
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Suzanne Collins

Jul 14, 2019

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Crazy

It’s ok to have beliefs, just don’t believe in them.
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Guy Ritchie

Jul 2, 2019

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Famous

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
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Brad Pitt

Jul 1, 2019

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Funny

Life’s tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.
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John Wayne

Jul 1, 2019

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Fighting

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Isaac Asimov

Jun 24, 2019

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Crazy

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet, the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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Salvador Dali

May 31, 2019

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Blame

Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem is them. They always say the problem is someone else.
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Darlene Quimet

Apr 25, 2019

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Advice

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Greg King

Feb 15, 2019

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Crazy

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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Chuck Nevitt

Feb 15, 2019

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Crazy

I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.
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Gwyneth Paltrow

Feb 15, 2019

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Idiot

I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat
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Elizabeth Hurley

Feb 15, 2019

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Crazy

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.
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Jessica Simpson

Feb 15, 2019

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Idiot

The next time you have a thought….let it go.
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Ron White

Feb 12, 2019

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Idiot

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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Confucius

Feb 12, 2019

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Conceded

Showing off is the fools idea of glory.
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Bruce Lee

Feb 11, 2019

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Funny

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
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John Lennon

Feb 8, 2019

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Idiot

To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
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Yann Martel

Feb 8, 2019

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Annoyed

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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Douglas Adams

Feb 8, 2019

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Funny

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Steven Wright

Feb 7, 2019

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Forgiveness

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
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Laurence J. Peter

Feb 4, 2019

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Idiot

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
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Albert Einstein

Jan 31, 2019

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Funny

If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.
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Victor Cousin

Jan 30, 2019

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Advice

The highest form of ignorance is when you reject something you don’t know anything about.
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Wayne Dyer

Jan 30, 2019

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Idiot

The fools in life want things fast and easy—money, success, attention.
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Robert Greene

Jan 24, 2019

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Conceded

The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you’re above everybody else.
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Kevin Hart

Jan 11, 2019

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Famous

Better to keep quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than speak up and confirm it.
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Rodney Dangerfield

Jan 10, 2019

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Funny

Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
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George Carlin

Jan 9, 2019

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Angry

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
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Bob Hope

Jan 2, 2019

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