Idiot Quotes, Idiot One-Liners, Idiot Sayings, Idiot Memes, Idiot Statuses and Idiot Tweets!
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. […]
Of all the idiots I have met in my life, and the Lord knows they […]
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is […]
What do they do for a village idiot when you’re here? Tanya Huff
You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody’s crazy. Charles Manson
No one is more insufferable than he who lacks basic courtesy. Bryant McGill
Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to […]
Rock ‘n Roll is an asylum for emotional idiots. Richard Neville
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot Mark Twain
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school […]
If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle
Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in. […]
One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is […]
People are not homeless if they’re sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns. Dan […]
There is no greater stupidity or meanness than to take uniformity for an ideal. George […]
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he […]
Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want […]
The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and […]
There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots. Justin Sewell
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. Samuel Palmer
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles. Dan […]
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. Dan Quayle
If I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own […]
Even a fool learns something once it hits him. Homer
Hypocrissits: A narcissist whose head is so far up their butt they can’t hear the […]
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then […]
You have as much charm as a dead slug. Suzanne Collins
It’s ok to have beliefs, just don’t believe in them. Guy Ritchie
Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed. Brad Pitt
Life’s tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid. John Wayne
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Isaac Asimov
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was […]
Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem […]
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and […]
My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an […]
I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. Gwyneth Paltrow
I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that […]
Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but […]
The next time you have a thought….let it go. Ron White