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Idiot

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.
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Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school […]

Dec 20, 2019

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Failure

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 28, 2019

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Annoyed

Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.
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Gustave Flaubert

Oct 25, 2019

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Idiot

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 25, 2019

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Crazy

People are not homeless if they’re sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 23, 2019

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Idiot

There is no greater stupidity or meanness than to take uniformity for an ideal.
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George Santayana

Oct 21, 2019

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Idiot

The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.
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H. L. Mencken

Oct 21, 2019

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Funny

Every once in a while, you let a word or phrase out and you want to catch it and bring it back. You can’t do that. It’s gone, gone forever.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 18, 2019

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Crazy

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.
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Osbert Sitwell

Oct 17, 2019

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Funny

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
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Justin Sewell

Oct 14, 2019

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Idiot

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
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Samuel Palmer

Oct 13, 2019

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Idiot

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the poles.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 8, 2019

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Crazy

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 4, 2019

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Funny

If I decide to be an idiot, then I’ll be an idiot on my own accord.
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Johann Sebastian Bach

Aug 26, 2019

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Idiot

Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
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Homer

Jul 30, 2019

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Annoyed

Hypocrissits: A narcissist whose head is so far up their butt they can’t hear the hypocrisy coming out of their mouth.
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Joel McDonald

Jul 22, 2019

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Advice

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
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Mark Twain

Jul 16, 2019

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Annoyed

You have as much charm as a dead slug.
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Suzanne Collins

Jul 14, 2019

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Crazy

It’s ok to have beliefs, just don’t believe in them.
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It’s ok to have beliefs, just don’t believe in them. Guy Ritchie

Jul 2, 2019

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Famous

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
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Brad Pitt

Jul 1, 2019

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Funny

Life’s tough, but it’s tougher when you’re stupid.
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John Wayne

Jul 1, 2019

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Fighting

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
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Isaac Asimov

Jun 24, 2019

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Crazy

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet, the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
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Salvador Dali

May 31, 2019

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Blame

Controllers, abusers, and manipulative people don’t question themselves. They don’t ask themselves if the problem is them. They always say the problem is someone else.
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Darlene Quimet

Apr 25, 2019

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Advice

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
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Greg King

Feb 15, 2019

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Crazy

My sister’s expecting a baby, and I don’t know if I’m going to be an uncle or an aunt.
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Chuck Nevitt

Feb 15, 2019

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Crazy

I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.
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Gwyneth Paltrow

Feb 15, 2019

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Idiot

I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat
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Elizabeth Hurley

Feb 15, 2019

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Crazy

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.
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Jessica Simpson

Feb 15, 2019

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Idiot

The next time you have a thought….let it go.
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The next time you have a thought….let it go. Ron White

Feb 12, 2019

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Idiot

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
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Confucius

Feb 12, 2019

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Conceded

Showing off is the fools idea of glory.
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Bruce Lee

Feb 11, 2019

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Funny

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
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John Lennon

Feb 8, 2019

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Idiot

To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
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Yann Martel

Feb 8, 2019

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Annoyed

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to […]

Feb 8, 2019

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Funny

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Steven Wright

Feb 7, 2019

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Forgiveness

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
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Laurence J. Peter

Feb 4, 2019

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Idiot

I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.
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Albert Einstein

Jan 31, 2019

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Funny

If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people.
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Victor Cousin

Jan 30, 2019

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