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Adulting

Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manuel.
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Terry Pratchett

Jun 4, 2019

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Funny

Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often a result of lack of wisdom.
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Terry Pratchett

Feb 18, 2019

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Motivation

Give a man a fire and he’s warm for the day. But set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
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Terry Pratchett

Jan 30, 2019

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Funny

This isn’t life in the fast lane, it’s life in the oncoming traffic.
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Terry Pratchett

Jan 17, 2019

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Blame

Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
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Terry Pratchett

Jan 15, 2019

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