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I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Emo Philips
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. […]
Some mornings it just doesn’t seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps. Emo […]
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. […]
A computer once beat me at chess. But it was no match for me at […]