People will kill you. Over time. They will shave out every last morsel of fun […]
Maybe this is just me, but as time goes by, I’m more bewildered by modernity. […]
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, […]
You can’t please everyone, nor should you seek to, because then you won’t please anyone, […]
The truth is that I’m constitutionally incapable of doing an ordinary job. Dylan Moran
People will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless […]
What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you […]