Browse Ambrose Bierce quotes and sayings.
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough […]
Insurrection. An unsuccessful revolution; disaffection’s failure to substitute misrule for bad government. Ambrose Bierce
Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. Ambrose Bierce
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever […]
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and […]
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Ambrose Bierce
History is an account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by […]
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public […]
April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. Ambrose Bierce
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce