Browse Bob Hope quotes and sayings.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction. Bob […]
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things – not the […]
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I […]
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your […]
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
I don’t feel old – I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for […]
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to […]
Thats the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing. Bob Hope
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that […]
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there. […]
I thought deep throat was a movie about a giraffe. Bob Hope
You know you’re getting old when candles cost more than the cake. Bob Hope
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Bob Hope
Some people put us down. But I still haven’t heard of any Americans trying to […]
If you haven’t got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of […]
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you […]
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation. Bob Hope
It’s so cold here in Washington D.C. that politicians have their hands in their own […]
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money. Bob […]
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into […]
Kids are wonderful, But I like mine barbecued. Bob Hope
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends. Bob […]
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I’ll do it. Bob Hope
Your ignorance cramps my conversation. Bob Hope