Browse Fred Allen quotes and sayings.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. […]
A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it. Fred Allen
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a […]
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the […]
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips. […]
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed. Fred Allen
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They’re afraid God might recognize them […]
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or […]
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too […]
Television is a device that permits people who haven’t anything to do to watch people […]
Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners. Fred Allen
California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange. Fred […]
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the […]
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. Fred […]
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, […]