Browse Andy Borowitz quotes and sayings.
Facebook’s new status option: “No longer able to interact with actual people.” Andy Borowitz
While some people are saying Trump paying no taxes is a reason he shouldn’t be […]
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help. Andy Borowitz
When Trump says ‘There has never been a movement like this,’ he is omitting Germany […]
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man […]
Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. Andy Borowitz