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There are three things in life that are extremely hard ; steel, a diamond, and […]
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim […]
It’s morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. W. C. Fields
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. […]
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore, always carry a […]
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank […]
It’s quite true I’m not drinking anymore; however, I’m not drinking any less either. W. […]
I never hold a grudge. As soon as I get even with the son-of-a-bitch, I […]
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. W. C. Fields
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a […]
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. W. C. Fields
It isn’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to. W. C. Fields
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