Browse David Letterman quotes and sayings.
I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his […]
America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional […]
Anything worth doing is worth overdoing. David Letterman
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were […]
I’m disappointed that Trump is representing me and my country. It makes me sick. David […]
Soccer is one of those things that the rest of the world cares more about […]
Robbers broke into the gap over the weekend. The suspects are described as being armed […]
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That’s for women. The beginning of […]
Hookers in Times Square, God bless ‘em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an […]
Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable […]
There’s only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. David […]
They say there are about 12 million illegal immigrants in this country. But if you […]
Any enormous uprooting change in my life has petrified me. Really petrified me. But once […]