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A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of […]
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but […]
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he […]
We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born. Robert […]
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. Robert […]
In America there are two classes of travel – first class, and with children. Robert […]
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have […]