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Crazy

Hey baby, do you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got Swanson’s Dinner in the freezer with your name on it.
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Jimmy Fallon

Apr 16, 2019

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Crazy

A new study found that most people can’t go 10 minutes without lying. But since the study took 20 minutes nobody knows what to believe.
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Jimmy Fallon

Feb 11, 2019

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Creative

Be silly. You’re allowed to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 31, 2019

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Crazy

Thank you… Motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I’m waving hello to wall robot.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 21, 2019

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Creative

I like to see people laugh who are normally serious.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 11, 2019

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Advice

The one thing you shouldn’t do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 9, 2019

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Famous

Don’t keep reaching for the star because you’ll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 8, 2019

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Funny

You only think of the best comeback when you leave.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 7, 2019

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Advice

You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 5, 2019

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Adulting

Have fun is my message. Be silly. You’re aloud to be silly. There’s nothing wrong with it.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 4, 2019

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Crazy

Oh, here’s an idea: Let’s make pictures of our internal organs and give them to people we love on Valentine’s Day. That’s not weird at all.
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Jimmy Fallon

Jan 2, 2019

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