There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. Peter Sellers
I’m a classic example of all humorists – only funny when I’m working. Peter Sellers
If I can’t really find a way to live with myself, I can’t expect anyone […]
Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are […]
Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the War Room! Peter Sellers
You have to live before you die, or you’ll die before you live. Peter Sellers
Money can’t buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. Peter […]