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Joke

If I had a dime for every time that I was wrong, I’d be broke.
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Stephen Colbert

Aug 8, 2019

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Food

No fair! Denny’s says anyone under 10 eats free– but they don’t say if thats means “years” or “feet!”
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Stephen Colbert

Jul 7, 2019

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Life

We stare at our phones, downloading every terabyte of info in the world. The only price we pay is missing the world around us.
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Stephen Colbert

Jul 6, 2019

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Makes You Think

If our Founding Fathers wanted us to care about the rest of the world, they wouldn’t have declared their independence from it.
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Stephen Colbert

Jan 17, 2019

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