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Sad

To see what is right and not do it is a lack of courage.
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Confucius

Jun 18, 2019

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Makes You Think

Enjoy the little things in life for one day you’ll look back and realize they were the big things.
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Kurt Vonnegut

Jun 3, 2019

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Criticism

Society teaches us conditional love; i.e., I love you if you are the way I want you to be.
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Miguel Angel Ruiz

May 30, 2019

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Happy

When someone else’s happiness is your happiness, that is love.
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Lana Del Rey

May 27, 2019

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Mean

Emotional abuse is just as bad as physical. Worse! You can heal broken bones; you can’t heal a broken mind.
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Dia Reeves

May 8, 2019

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Famous

A speaker of truth has no friends.
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Nipsey Hussle

Apr 22, 2019

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Insane

The American lawn is one of the greatest mass brainwashings of all time. How we all voluntarily signed up to spend untold hours growing and cutting a nonnative monoculture of green which we lace with poisons to kill plants and insects never ceases to amaze.
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Bill Heavey

Apr 22, 2019

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Negative

The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
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Will Rogers

Apr 19, 2019

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Love

Take a broken guy, fix him and he will love you forever.
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Aley Farooq

Apr 17, 2019

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Conceded

If you’re born poor it’s not your mistake, but if you die poor it’s your mistake.
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Bill Gates

Apr 17, 2019

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Joke

My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.
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Jimmy Carr

Feb 15, 2019

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Health

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
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Demetri Martin

Feb 15, 2019

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Idiot

I’ve always thought Marilyn Monroe looked fabulous, but I’d kill myself if I was that fat
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Elizabeth Hurley

Feb 15, 2019

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Creative

Just don’t stick to my head. Sometimes I think, little girl that your heart is filled with lead.
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Jerry Lee Lewis

Feb 12, 2019

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Funny

Every gay guys GPS system would tell him to go straight. Haha.
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Will Ferrell

Feb 12, 2019

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Funny

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed!
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William Shakespeare

Feb 8, 2019

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Advice

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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Gloria Steinem

Feb 8, 2019

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Hate

The haters always scream the loudest.
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Tucker Max

Feb 7, 2019

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Funny

Keep the other person’s well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.
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Betty White

Feb 7, 2019

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Relationship

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in!
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Courtney Cox

Feb 6, 2019

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Dating

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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Jenny McCarthy

Feb 6, 2019

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Advice

Any kid’ll run an errand for you if you ask at bedtime.
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Red Skeleton

Feb 6, 2019

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Joke

What are children anyway? Midget drunks. They greet you in the morning by kneeing you in the face and talking gibberish. They can’t even walk straight.
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Dylan Moran

Feb 6, 2019

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Blame

The only way you can sleep at work is if you own the company.
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Casey Neistant

Feb 5, 2019

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Parenting

A child that’s being abused by it’s parents doesn’t stop loving it’s parents, it stops loving itself.
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Shahida Arabi

Feb 5, 2019

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Creative

My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it game me material.
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Tommy Chong

Jan 31, 2019

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Rebellious

All I was doing was trying to get home from work.
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Rosa Parks

Jan 24, 2019

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Joke

My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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Jimmy Durante

Jan 23, 2019

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Blame

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
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Robert Bloch

Jan 23, 2019

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Reality

I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
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Mitch Hedberg

Jan 23, 2019

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Rebellious

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
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Dave Barry

Jan 23, 2019

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Funny

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.
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John Gotti

Jan 23, 2019

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Leadership

This is a practical country. We have ideals. We have philosophies. But the problem with any ideology is that it gives the answer before you look at the evidence. So you have to mold the evidence to get the answer that you’ve already decided you’ve got to have.
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Bill Clinton

Jan 21, 2019

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Blame

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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Thomas Szasz

Jan 18, 2019

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Mean

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time in public.
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Douglas Coupland

Jan 17, 2019

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Advice

Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
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Oliver Goldsmith

Jan 17, 2019

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Funny

You can safely assume you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.
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Anne Lamott

Jan 17, 2019

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Funny

If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
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Chuck Palahniuk

Jan 17, 2019

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Funny

Anyone who thinks sitting in a church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.
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Garrison Keillor

Jan 17, 2019

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