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People are so afraid to talk about real things, but they’re experiences that everyone goes […]
Folks don’t like to have somebody around knowing more than they do. Harper Lee
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin
It may seem a strange principle to enunciate as the very first requirement in a […]
I realize that humor isn’t for everyone. It’s only for people who want to have […]
Guilt is a supreme waste of time and energy. Emily Giffin
It has long been my motto that if you cannot get your act together…. then […]
Transgender doesn’t need to imply loud. Kubra Sait
I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit. Elizabeth […]
I value loyalty way too much to waste it on folks who don’t value me. […]
One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their […]
I’m so fucking in love with you I don’t even know what to do with […]
I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns. Ella Fitzgerald
I think Google should be like a Swiss Army knife: clean, simple, the tool you […]
Women will only have true equality when men share with them the responsibility of bringing […]
The reason that the all-American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see […]
Humour is a great vehicle for getting a message across. If you get too serious, […]
I just thought any workout that is effective and I can do while laying down […]
If I deny myself something, I just get resentful, so what’s the point? Vanessa Marcil
I love you enough to never make you choose. Katie McGarry
Hot chicks are ocean breezes. Beautiful girls are windstorms. Smart women are hurricanes. Conny Cernik
An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it […]
I want to stay hungry. I really believe my resources are best used to help […]
Am I supposed to say that I’m okay with us just being friends? Tayari Jones
I no longer believe people change unless they’re working their asses off to change. Whitney […]
The scent wafting out of Abercrombie stores is a f–king day ruiner. How did they […]
Just because it isn’t happening right now doesn’t mean it never will. Daniell Koepke
Doomed to Hell. Every last one of you. June Ahern
Twitter should ban my mother. Francis Bean Cobain
I like things that are over the top and subtle at the same time. Andra […]
Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. […]
Balls are to men what purses are to women. Sarah Jessica Parker
We’re all idiots when we’re young. We don’t think we are, but we are. So […]
A girl’s got to do what she’s got to do to make somebody pay her […]
And I love kick boxing. It’s a lot of fun. It gives you a lot […]
Rock and menopause do not mix. It is not good, it sucks and every day […]
Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can’t talk and […]
I suppose I am a sparrow, a stay-at-home bird. Gladys Taber
Losing yourself does not happen all at once. Losing yourself happens one no at a […]