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First thing to reach the right place is to accept that you are at the […]
I saw the rage in you, the fire and hell inside and loved you despite […]
They can’t even decide what flavor of crazy I am. Dia Reeves
Some guy said to me; Don’t you think you’re too old to sing rock n’ […]
Cannabis is not for everyone, yet it should be a first line option not the […]
There’s nothing worse than sleeping in makeup. You wake up looking like a painting that’s […]
Does being a feminist mean that I believe that I’m as good as any man? […]
If you can’t laugh about sex, you shouldn’t be doing it. Sue Johanson
You get mixed messages because I have mixed feelings. Sarah Kane
One cannot be an American by going about saying that one is an American. It […]
The magic of America is that we’re a free and open society with a mixed […]
One characteristic of Americans is that they have no tolerance at all of anybody putting […]
My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude. […]
She said, If I’m leaving with a broken heart, you’re leaving with a bleeding nose. […]
As a clown, you’re letting go of all of your bullshit. Caitlin Rose
Only the really plain people know about love – the very fascinating ones try so […]
There is no age better than another. Iman Abdulmajid
The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the […]
Paris is always a good idea. Audrey Hepburn
I won’t let pain turn my heart into something ugly. I will show you that […]
You can be wild and still be very wise. Yoko Ono
You live but once; you might as well be amusing. Coco Chanel
Beware; for I am fearless, and therefore powerful. Mary Shelley
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another. Madonna
This is a good sign, having a broken heart. It means we have tried for […]
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people […]
Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright. Laurell […]
If now isn’t a good time for the truth, I don’t see when we’ll get […]
As long as people can be judged by the color of their skin, the problem […]
It’s up to all of us — Black, white, everyone — no matter how well-meaning […]
I would like to be remembered as a person who did her job well. An […]
Don’t make me angry-kiss you. Rainbow Rowell
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for […]
Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this […]
Some people regard discipline as a chore. For me, it is a kind of order […]
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out […]
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck
I’m a beach bum, so I’m more comfortable in western wear. Ileana D’Cruz
Beauty is an attitude, there’s no secret. Estee Lauder