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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get […]
He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food. Raymond […]
People don’t usually wanna kill me for one of my movies until after they’ve paid […]
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked […]
People teach their dogs to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, […]
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board […]
My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I […]
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you […]
That’s when you know you’re a true married couple: when you have to apologize for […]
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers. Eddie Cantor
Kurt Cobain
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told […]
Rich Little
I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. Norman […]
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita […]
Amy Schumer
Henny Youngman
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three […]
Henny Youngman
Walter Matthau
Henny Youngman
Robin Williams
Jim Rosenberg
Jeff Foxworthy
Robert Bloch
Jackie Mason
Henny Youngman
Fred Allen
Henny Youngman
Adam Sandler
Ian Fleming
Fred Allen
Henny Youngman
Harry S. Truman
Don’t you love the Oxford Dictionary? When I first read it, I thought it was […]
Jeff Foxworthy
Anthony Bourdain
George Carlin
When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they’re […]