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I have offended God and mankind because my work didn’t reach the quality it should […]
We are a whole universe expanding in tiny, tiny exhales. Alison Malee
I have loved to the point of madness; that which is called madness, that which […]
Entrepreneurship is like eating glass and walking on hot coals at the same time. Elon […]
I was born with the biggest middle finger on Earth. Eminem
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed. Peter Sellers
Well, I don’t use the toilet much to pee in. I almost always pee in […]
You need a GoPro camera and some fun mounts to capture the chaos. Jamie Anderson
I’m really a cool, mellow guy. I’m not as crazy as everybody thinks. Tommy Lee
We find it hard to believe that other people’s thoughts are as silly as our […]
There weren’t butterflies in my stomach, there were fire breathing dragons. Emme Rollins
Good artists copy, great artists steal. Pablo Picasso
I’ll take crazy over stupid any day. Joss Whedon
We just bought this house. It’s too big. It’s like 400,000 square feet, or something. […]
There are no safe choices. Only other choices. Libba Bray
I have a body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. […]
The only thing more frustrating than slanderers is those foolish enough to listen to them. […]
If you’re going to do something, do it well. And leave something witchy. Charles Manson
Dating is where you pretend you’re someone you’re not to impress someone you don’t know. […]
You live in a deranged age, more deranged that usual, because in spite of great […]
There are those who like things just they are and will stop at nothing to […]
Again and again, the cicada’s untiring cry pierced the sultry summer air like a needle […]
Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy all day. Mitch […]
The first hundred thousand – that was hard to get, but afterwards, it was easy […]
She’s mad but she’s magic. There’s no lie in her fire. Charles Bukowski
It’s crazy isn’t it? How one person can completely destroy your confidence and how another […]
I do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front […]
Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the hookers and […]
If cows and horses had hands and could draw, cows would draw gods that look […]
We must move as quickly as possible to a one-world government; a one-world religion; under […]
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell
You’ve got to walk and talk with God to go to heaven… I have the […]
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what […]
Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why […]
A peacock that rests on his tail feathers is just another turkey. Dolly Parton
We are lending money we don’t have to kids who can’t pay it back to […]
I took my $100,000 and bought a new Corvette, a lot of cocaine, and spent […]
I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you’ll be shitting […]
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with […]