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One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the […]
Loving you is like being ten years old again, scaling a tree with my eyes […]
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. Christopher […]
Look down at me and you see a fool; look up at me and you […]
As a United States citizen, and the daughter of two veterans, and the sister of […]
My story isn’t sweet and harmonious, like invented stories. It tastes of folly and bewilderment, […]
Madness is to think of too many things in succession too fast, or of one […]
Of course, if you assume a big enough conspiracy, you can explain anything, including the […]
I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was […]
I don’t feel like I have anything to lose, so I don’t really understand what […]
There is a light at the end of the tunnel… hopefully its not a freight […]
Starting a company is like throwing yourself off the cliff and assembling an airplane on […]
Sometimes I just want to be left alone and be a normal kid for, like, […]
I am lazy, but for some reason, I am so paranoid that I end up […]
We were not allowed to say, Screw, but we could say, Hump the hostess, because […]
This is horrific. This is Trumpism. This is beyond the pale. Sophia Bush
American Patriots – any security breach or disrespect to our law enforcement is unacceptable. The […]
I’ve made $50 million over the years as a movie star, if you’ll pardon the […]
Being a known person is pretty much all I’ve known. I don’t remember much of […]
No statement, theological or otherwise, should be made that would not be credible in the […]
Or as if all the world’s diamonds, that the diamond companies hide in order to […]
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people […]
I learned how to load a gun, dodge a social worker and make an exit […]
I’m not crazy or dangerous, just a bit eccentric and lonely. Emma Forrest
Somehow our devils are never quite what we expect when we meet them face to […]
I am an emotional plagiarist, stealing other people’s pain, subsuming it into my own until […]
Everybody wants to be a celebrity, which is why we have this phenomenon of social […]
I was a dog in a past life. Really. I’ll be walking down the street […]
We have more media than ever and more technology in our lives. It’s supposed to […]
Once on Ambien I emailed a lawyer and fired him even though he was not […]
I used to like to break into other people’s houses and sit in their rooms. […]
I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when […]
This book also contains what some people call ‘profanity’. I think they’re full of shit. […]
For some reason and I don’t know why, but I don’t think that I’m funny […]
If there was an observer on Mars, they would probably be amazed that we have […]
Although it is pleasant to think about poison at any season, there is something special […]
Being a traditionalist, I’m a rabid sucker for Christmas. In July, I’m already worried that […]
Your mission is to find a product or service that can positively impact the lives […]
Hell is a place where the walls are made of mirrors and you can never […]