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Fools are without number.
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Desiderius Erasmus

Sep 20, 2019

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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.
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Friedrich Schiller

Sep 20, 2019

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Public opinion is no more than this: what people think that other people think.
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Alfred Austin

Sep 20, 2019

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Only six electronic digital computers would be required to satisfy the computing needs of the entire United States.
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Howard Aiken

Sep 19, 2019

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To see what is front of one’s nose needs a constant struggle.
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George Orwell

Sep 19, 2019

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If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce.
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Gucci Mane

Sep 19, 2019

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A sound like a sound of thunder rolled, and the heart of a nation stirred.
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William Ross Wallace

Sep 19, 2019

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Lectures which really teach will never be popular; lectures which are popular will never really teach.
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Michael Faraday

Sep 18, 2019

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The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.
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Stephen Hawking

Sep 17, 2019

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Once I have a grain of an idea, it haunts me until I finish the story. I don’t like to be haunted, of course, so immediately get to work.
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Gena Showalter

Sep 16, 2019

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Adulting

If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta National. I just don’t want an early tea time.
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Gary Player

Sep 16, 2019

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In the country of the blind the one eyed man is king.
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Desiderius Erasmus

Sep 16, 2019

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I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
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Bob Monkhouse

Sep 16, 2019

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Adulting

I’m totally confused about what I am going to do with my life.
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Bill Hicks

Sep 16, 2019

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Adulting

One does not re-light a dead cigarette.
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Anna Held

Sep 16, 2019

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I have had my results for a long time: but I do not yet know how I am to arrive at them.
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Carl Friedrich Gauss

Sep 12, 2019

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No one has helped me more with my narcissism than my dog.
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Tucker Max

Sep 12, 2019

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You need to be real enough to be believable, but you don’t necessarily have to be real enough to be real. There is a distinction.
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Bradley Whitford

Sep 12, 2019

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There are things which seem incredible to most men who have not studied Mathematics.
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Archimedes

Sep 11, 2019

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I’ve had a chance to fly a lot of different airplanes, but it was nothing like the shuttle ride.
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Chris Hadfield

Sep 10, 2019

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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they are okay, you’re it.
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Henny Youngman

Sep 6, 2019

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Annoyed

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal.
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Charles Darwin

Sep 6, 2019

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Annoyed

An astronomer must be cosmopolitan, because ignorant statesmen cannot be expected to value their services.
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Tycho Brahe

Sep 5, 2019

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There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
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Oscar Levant

Sep 5, 2019

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I would venture to guess that Anon wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.
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Virginia Woolf

Sep 5, 2019

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I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen

Sep 5, 2019

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I always had a repulsive need to be something more than human. I felt very puny as a human. I thought, ‘Fuck that. I want to be a superhuman.
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David Bowie

Sep 4, 2019

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I happen to collect the weird stuff – photos that make the hair on the back of your neck stand up a little. The uncanny.
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Ransom Riggs

Sep 3, 2019

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Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
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Jules Renard

Sep 3, 2019

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The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
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Nikola Tesla

Sep 3, 2019

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Crazy

I think perhaps all of us go a little crazy at times.
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Robert Bloch

Sep 3, 2019

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Annoyed

A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world.
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Albert Camus

Aug 30, 2019

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Crazy

A brain of feathers, and a heart of lead.
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Alexander Pope

Aug 30, 2019

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The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
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Voltaire

Aug 30, 2019

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I’m an occasional drinker, the kind of guy who goes out for a beer and wakes up in Singapore with a full beard.
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Raymond Chandler

Aug 29, 2019

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One day ladies will take their computers for walks in the park and tell each other, “My little computer said such a funny thing this morning.”
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Alan Turing

Aug 29, 2019

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During a carnival, men put masks over their masks.
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Xavier Forneret

Aug 29, 2019

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History is written by the victors, but it’s victims who write the memoirs.
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Carol Tavris

Aug 28, 2019

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The future is there….looking back at us. Trying to make sense of the fiction we will have become.
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William Gibson

Aug 28, 2019

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