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I will shove my fist so far down your fucking throat that you’ll be shitting […]
If a guy is taking his girl for granted, he really deserves a slap, with […]
If you make people think they’re thinking, they’ll love you; but if you really make […]
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try […]
Love is friendship gone mad. Jillian Dodd
To my far away lover, sometimes I wish to cease and give up. To just […]
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I […]
Puberty hit me pretty hard. All of a sudden, I woke up, and I had […]
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare. […]
While some people are saying Trump paying no taxes is a reason he shouldn’t be […]
I’ve got cousins galore. Mexicans just spread all their seeds. And the women just pop […]
I’ll never stop writing. It’s one occupation in which being crazy, even senile, might help. […]
I just thought any workout that is effective and I can do while laying down […]
Your mind is like an unsafe neighborhood; don’t go there alone. Augusten Burroughs
I’m not an atheist. How can you not believe in something that doesn’t exist? That’s […]
I had no immediate knowledge of the world or Batman at all. I’m quite incubated. […]
My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from […]
What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen. Iggy Pop
The law which their prophet Mohamed has given to muslims is that any harm done […]
Remorse for what? You people have done everything in the world to me. Doesn’t that […]
The best way to accomplish serious design … is to be totally and completely unqualified […]
I recorded a song called, I Fall to Pieces, and I was in a car […]
Harpo Marx looks like a musical comedy. Walter Kerr
In pushing other species to extinction, humanity is busy sawing off the limb on which […]
I got nothing against the honest cop on the beat, the kind you can’t buy. […]
There is a Providence that protects idiots, drunkards, children and the United States of America. […]
I seriously wonder: How many highly intuitive, intelligent and totally sane women and men have […]
We went to Alaska once and they made us honorary Alaskans. Then we went to […]
Pain is real when you get other people to believe in it. If no one […]
If I really considered myself a writer, I wouldn’t be writing screenplays. I’d be writing […]
I didn’t beat her. I just pushed her out of bed. O. J. Simpson
Society is like a stew. If you don’t stir it up every once in a […]
This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top. David Lynch
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. Emo Philips
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and […]
There is a pleasure in being mad which none but madmen know. John Dryden
As a matter of a fact, though, I’ve never actually played a video game where […]
I don’t usually lose my temper, but if I get angry, it’s true – I’m […]