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I’ve always enjoyed things a little more chaotic than most people would prefer. I feel that I run well in chaos.
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Chrissy Teigen

Jul 18, 2019

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To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!
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Edgar Allan Poe

Jul 17, 2019

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Beautiful

She’s the kind of girl whose light doesn’t have an off switch.
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J. Iron Word

Jul 17, 2019

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Crazy

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
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Mark Twain

Jul 16, 2019

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Crazy

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
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Albert Einstein

Jul 16, 2019

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Crazy

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
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Friedrich Nietzsche

Jul 15, 2019

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Crazy

The future will soon become a thing of the past.
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George Carlin

Jul 15, 2019

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Change

I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth. Then I ask myself they same question.
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Harun Yahya

Jul 14, 2019

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Crazy

The truth is you don’t know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
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Eminem

Jul 13, 2019

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Crazy

The best smell in the world is the man you love.
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Jennifer Aniston

Jul 13, 2019

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Crazy

All good things are wild and free.
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Henry David Thoreau

Jul 12, 2019

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Crazy

Stress in life comes from making things more important than they really are. Failure comes from making things less important than they are.
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Tony Robbins

Jul 9, 2019

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Crazy

I like to think of myself as a time machine that can only go into the future at the rate of one second per second.
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Chris Pratt

Jul 9, 2019

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Crazy

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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Steven Wright

Jul 9, 2019

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Crazy

Courage is knowing it might hurt and doing it anyway… Stupidity is the same. And that’s why life is so hard.
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Jeremy Goldberg

Jul 9, 2019

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Conceded

Girls are like buses, miss one, next fifteen, one comin.
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Gucci Mane

Jul 8, 2019

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Crazy

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.
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Heath Ledger

Jul 8, 2019

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Anytime u use a dildo to cushion your fall it’s a win!
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Jeremy Piven

Jul 8, 2019

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Crazy

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve cried in the back of an Uber, I would have another pair of Yeezy’s.
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Jaden Smith

Jul 8, 2019

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If not for the cowardly actions of John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln would have turned 207 today.
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Chris Pratt

Jul 8, 2019

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Adulting

Oh God. I just realized I’m stuck with me my whole life.
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Anna Kendrick

Jul 8, 2019

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Advice

Stressed today so I’m stepping on bubble wrap! try it! It works!
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Deborah Gibson

Jul 7, 2019

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Crazy

Here’s a secret…The time to really relax is when you think you don’t have time to…That’s a real secret though…shhh.
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Rev Run

Jul 7, 2019

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Annoyed

I don’t like when my auto dictate spells “cause” as “cuz.” It feels super perverse.
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Dax Shepard

Jul 7, 2019

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Crazy

Farts are weaponized poop. Have a good night everyone.
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Hank Azaria

Jul 7, 2019

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Crazy

BTW I always separate the fingers on a Kit Kat and then nibble all the choc off around the edges.
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Elizabeth Hurley

Jul 6, 2019

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Change

Every 7 years your body is completely replaced with entirely new cells so just because you look the same doesn’t mean you are.
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Jul 6, 2019

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Crazy

I was driving last night on a lonely dark road and met this alien or maybe a really ugly girl and it gave me the lottery numbers.
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Jose Conseco

Jul 6, 2019

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Crazy

I take risks because I get bored. And I get bored very easily.
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Rihanna

Jul 4, 2019

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Crazy

It’s ok to have beliefs, just don’t believe in them.
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Guy Ritchie

Jul 2, 2019

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Crazy

If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilets, Donald Trump?
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Kelly Osbourne

Jul 2, 2019

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Crazy

We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them.
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John Waters

Jul 1, 2019

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Crazy

Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
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Adrienne Gusoff

Jun 30, 2019

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Crazy

Keep seeing the glass half full and it will dawn upon you that it’s probably your turn to buy.
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Bill Murray

Jun 27, 2019

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Crazy

I like women, I don’t understand them, but I like them.
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Sean Connery

Jun 27, 2019

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Crazy

In every circle of friends there’s always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don’t have one? Then it’s probably you.
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Will Ferrell

Jun 27, 2019

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Crazy

To write a diary every day is like returning to one’s own vomit.
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Enoch Powell

Jun 27, 2019

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Crazy

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.
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Angelina Jolie

Jun 26, 2019

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Crazy

I guess I just have one of those resting faces that makes me look like I want to beat you up.
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Jeremy Renner

Jun 25, 2019

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