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I wanna open up a maternity shop and call it “We’re fucked”. Zach Galifianakis
The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is […]
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. Billy Wilder
Coming up unto them, there has passed some cannon shot between some of our fleet […]
She was so used to lies, that the truth confused her. Jeff Hood
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people […]
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. Danny Zuker
I do things every day without fear, because I am privileged, and I am privileged […]
Too bad. Family members hit you by accident. Psychopathic whores tend to come back for […]
My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me. Darynda Jones
War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. George Orwell
We are actually fourth dimensional beings in a third dimensional body inhabiting a second dimensional […]
I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. […]
I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but […]
Loving the Second Amendment while opposing the NRA is every bit as natural as loving […]
All know that the drop merges into the ocean, but few know that the ocean […]
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower. […]
Kids, You Tried Your Best And You Failed Miserably. The Lesson Is, Never Try. Homer […]
I start in the middle of a sentence and move both directions at once. John […]
There’s nothing that scares me more than, like, being in the ocean by myself. Shawn […]
I’m a gung-ho guy. Ray Knight
Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage. Ray Bradbury
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work […]
Prohibition has made nothing but trouble. Al Capone
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only […]
A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy? Albert […]
Love: It will kill you and save you, both. Lauren Oliver
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and […]
I’m not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may […]
There are four basic human needs; food, sleep, sex and revenge. Banksy
Even if you fall on your face you’re still moving forward. Victor Kiam
Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away. Paul […]
The scariest place I’ve been to, and my favorite place to go, are the same. […]
Believe it or not, but even when I’m sleeping, I’m dreaming about meeting fans. Liam […]
The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends […]
Normally in dangerous situations I have a getaway car. Sacha Baron Cohen
You cannot hope to bribe or twist (thank God!) the British journalist. But, seeing what […]
How does the Meadow flower its bloom unfold? Because the lovely little flower is free […]
Language is a virus from outer space. William S. Burroughs