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Crazy

I’m not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.
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Lewis Carroll

Dec 12, 2019

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Crazy

I don’t care what people think of me. I don’t even care what happens to me.
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Lil Peep

Dec 10, 2019

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Crazy

Contrariwise, if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s logic.
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Lewis Carroll

Dec 6, 2019

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Crazy

Give me twenty-six soldiers of lead and I will conquer the world.
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Johannes Gutenberg

Dec 5, 2019

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Crazy

I can’t be normal. I’m probably bipolar.
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Lil Peep

Nov 29, 2019

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Crazy

And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me.
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Glenn Turner

Nov 25, 2019

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Crazy

Live life fully while you’re here. Experience everything. Take care of yourself and your friends. Have fun, be crazy, be weird.
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Tony Robbins

Nov 25, 2019

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Crazy

Things are rarely just crazy enough to work, but they’re frequently just crazy enough to fail hilariously.
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Randall Munroe

Nov 25, 2019

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Crazy

If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.
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Hunter S. Thompson

Nov 20, 2019

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Crazy

I’m glad I am crazy, it keeps me trying. I despise trendies, I know they’re lying.
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Iggy Pop

Nov 15, 2019

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Crazy

Politics and hypocrites is turning us all into lunatics.
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Marvin Gaye

Nov 14, 2019

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Crazy

The best things in life are crazy.
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Emme Rollins

Nov 14, 2019

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Crazy

I was made to be wild, wicked and free, to carve out my own crazy destiny, to find a place in this world where I can be the most authentic version of me.
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Christy Ann Martine

Nov 14, 2019

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Crazy

Almost nobody dances sober, unless they happen to be insane.
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H. P. Lovecraft

Nov 12, 2019

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Crazy

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Robin Williams

Nov 8, 2019

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Crazy

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.
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Laurence J. Peter

Nov 8, 2019

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Crazy

It’s all right if you don’t mind looking at the world from the point of view of a paralyzed Cyclops—for a split second.
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David Hockney

Oct 30, 2019

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Crazy

The present is saturated with the past and pregnant with the future.
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Gottfried Leibniz

Oct 29, 2019

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Crazy

I find it hard to focus looking forward. So I look backward.
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Iggy Pop

Oct 28, 2019

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Crazy

Cooking a dish is fine; cooking it under pressure is a completely different ballgame.
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Gordon Ramsay

Oct 25, 2019

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Angry

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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H. L. Mencken

Oct 25, 2019

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Crazy

The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum.
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George Bernard Shaw

Oct 24, 2019

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Crazy

Chefs are nutters. They’re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them.
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Gordon Ramsay

Oct 24, 2019

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Crazy

I find men terribly exciting, and any girl who says she doesn’t is an anemic old maid, a streetwalker, or a saint.
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Lana Turner

Oct 23, 2019

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Crazy

You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t.
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Jeff Foxworthy

Oct 23, 2019

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Crazy

People are not homeless if they’re sleeping in the streets of their own hometowns.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 23, 2019

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Crazy

Remember, if you write anything nasty about me, I’ll come around and blow up your toilet.
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Courtney Love

Oct 18, 2019

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Advice

Confront a corpse at least once. The absolute absence of life is the most disturbing and challenging confrontation you will ever have.
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David Bowie

Oct 18, 2019

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Crazy

The artist, like the idiot or clown, sits on the edge of the world, and a push may send him over it.
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Osbert Sitwell

Oct 17, 2019

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Crazy

Political correctness has changed everything. People forget that political correctness used to be called spastic gay talk.
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Frankie Boyle

Oct 17, 2019

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Crazy

I used to think I was a little unstable, and then I met every girl I’ve ever dated.
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Mike Birbiglia

Oct 13, 2019

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Crazy

I don’t like to feel so crazy about someone. I don’t like to feel like my happiness is so tied up in another person.
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Gabrielle Zevin

Oct 13, 2019

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Crazy

The impossible could not have happened, therefore the impossible must be possible in spite of appearances.
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Agatha Christie

Oct 13, 2019

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Adulting

I have traveled through madness to find me.
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Danny Alexander

Oct 11, 2019

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Crazy

We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 11, 2019

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Crazy

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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Douglas Adams

Oct 9, 2019

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Crazy

Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
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George Santayana

Oct 7, 2019

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Crazy

Fairy tales are more than true — not because they tell us dragons exist, but because they tell us dragons can be beaten.
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Gilbert K. Chesterton

Oct 7, 2019

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Crazy

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
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Dan Quayle

Oct 4, 2019

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