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Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get […]
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita […]
I love to sleep. Do you? Isn’t it great? It really is the best of […]
Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love, though I’d stepped in it […]
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. […]
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want […]