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Men are liars. We’ll lie about lying if we have to. I’m an algebra liar. […]
Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and […]
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle […]
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a […]
Real men don’t use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer’s opinion on how […]
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It’s best to keep him busy. […]
Being wealthy when no one else is, is like being the only one at the […]