Browse Tommy Chong quotes and sayings.
Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else […]
When they put me in jail, that’s when they turned me into an activist. Up […]
When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget […]
Cheech and I used to call ourselves musicians; we never called ourselves comedians. We were […]
I’ve been a good boy, I’ve never really been convicted of a serious crime. Tommy […]
So (legalizing marijuana) means a lot more to me than just being able to smoke […]
There’s a hierarchy in prison, and I was right at the top. Tommy Chong
It’s like love making, the foreplay is the biggest part, the same thing as comedy. […]
The thing is about Cheech & Chong, we’ve brought more families together than Dr. Phil. […]
Every time I get tested, I ask questions about it, and I watch how they […]
Any excuse to live in New York and do art. Has to be one of […]
Cigarettes, I won’t do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. Tommy Chong
I’m as clean as a whistle. Tommy Chong
My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to […]
Activism to me, I don’t know if it really works. It may work for somebody […]
Okay, you can die for your country, but know what you’re doing while you’re doing […]
I want ashes either with some really good primo or as some fertilizer for plants. […]
I’ve always believed in the concept of retirement. I retired for the first time at […]
I’ve always been into improvisation. Tommy Chong
To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish […]
I’m just glad I can make a difference in someone’s life. Tommy Chong
You can’t become a dictator through checks and balances. Tommy Chong
I’d rather have my kid smoking pot than drinking. Tommy Chong
When you hit a groove, it’s not you; it’s the spirit world. The spirits whisper […]
If more people were stoned there would be less violence in the world. Tommy Chong
Boredom is a disease, too. Tommy Chong