Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Freedom is hammered out on the anvil of discussion, dissent, and debate. Hubert H. Humphrey
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People […]
I’m fucking good at this boyfriend shit. Who would have thought? Nyrae Dawn
The role of citizen in a democracy does not end with your vote. Barack Obama
Not really a great outfit for work. Unless something opens up in the hookers and […]
You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice. […]
There’s a part of you that always remains a child, no matter how mature you […]
My goal was to have one husband and seven children, but it turned out to […]
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I […]
I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if […]
My dream is to have a house on the beach, even just a little shack […]
I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing – […]
I’m definitely not getting married. In this business, you’re either getting married or they want […]
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world. Jack Nicholson
Obviously, I don’t have a high IQ, but I’ve always liked nerds and quirky guys. […]
Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries. Luis Bunuel
I’m sure drugs and alcohol perhaps would inspire new thoughts, but it’s certainly not something […]
I hate it when people use sex as a weapon against the people who are […]
Sickness, like sex, demands a private room, or at the very least, a discreet curtain […]
The Lilly girl is always full of surprises. She lives everyday like it’s a celebration, […]
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see […]
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty […]
I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand, a warm smile […]
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just […]
A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn’t feel like […]
As I’m getting older, I’m enjoying my vices so much more because I feel like […]
I only drink to make other people seem more interesting. George Jean Nathan
Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto. David […]
I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn […]
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don’t want to have […]
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch […]
Don’t go snackin’ if you been tobaccin’ Seth MacFarlane
Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee […]
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. Graham Greene
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, […]
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica. Darynda Jones
Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn’t nourish the body – or […]
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later […]
Solace? That’s why God made fermented beverages and the blues. Tom Robbins