Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see […]
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty […]
I try to greet my friends with a drink in my hand, a warm smile […]
I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just […]
A professional is a man who can do his job when he doesn’t feel like […]
As I’m getting older, I’m enjoying my vices so much more because I feel like […]
I only drink to make other people seem more interesting. George Jean Nathan
Sometimes the sins you haven’t committed are all you have left to hold onto. David […]
I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn […]
People think that you are a nasty, selfish person if you don’t want to have […]
All parents want is for our kids to go to bed so we can watch […]
Don’t go snackin’ if you been tobaccin’ Seth MacFarlane
Sometimes life is merely a matter of coffee and whatever intimacy a cup of coffee […]
Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. Graham Greene
You’re not really an adult at all. You’re just a tall child holding a beer, […]
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica. Darynda Jones
Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn’t nourish the body – or […]
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later […]
Solace? That’s why God made fermented beverages and the blues. Tom Robbins
I didn’t get where I am today by worryin about how I’d feel tomorrow. Ron […]
God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with. Cyndi Lauper
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay ’em right and you can walk all over them […]
I have a hard time with morals. All I know is what feels right, what’s […]
I am so busy doing nothing… that the idea of doing anything which as you […]
I always love being in the company of women. It’s all about good conversation and […]
It’s not about giving back if you’re successful or a celebrity or how much money […]
Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted […]
Men are not dogs. We merely think we are and, on occasion, act as if […]
Aging is an extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. […]
Know that you are the perfect age. Each year is special and precious, for you […]
I have no problem with nudity. I can look at myself. I like walking around […]
I don’t feel like I have anything to lose, so I don’t really understand what […]
The best divorce is the kind where there are no children. That was my first […]
I’ve led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that […]
Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is […]
I’ve made $50 million over the years as a movie star, if you’ll pardon the […]
Do you have any idea how rare a twenty-three-year-old virgin is where I come from? […]
I value my privacy and my personal life – and I certainly don’t exploit my […]
Taxes are the price we pay for a civilized society. Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.