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Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.

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Don’t worry about the haters… They are just angry because the truth you speak contradicts the lie they live.
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Steve Maraboli

Jul 17, 2019

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Struggle for self respect.
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Ashish Malhotra

Jul 12, 2019

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Is there an Uber eats that gets you the food but also feeds it to you and asks about your day?
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Adam Rippon

Jul 9, 2019

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Yeah sure, having a thigh gap would be great, but imagine not being able to catch french fries between your knees while you’re driving. It’s all about perspective, folks.
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Emily Osment

Jul 9, 2019

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Chip card readers are the hand dryers of financial transactions.
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B. J. Novak

Jul 8, 2019

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Oh God. I just realized I’m stuck with me my whole life.
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Anna Kendrick

Jul 8, 2019

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My iPhone automatically reset itself for Daylight Savings Time. We did it. We made it to the future, and it’s better than we ever dreamed.
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Ellen Degeneres

Jul 6, 2019

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To anyone who is concerned that my life is sad: do not worry, I am eagerly waiting for a box of flannel nightgowns to arrive!
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Lena Dunham

Jul 6, 2019

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He who has the gold makes the rules.
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Tyler Perry

Jul 1, 2019

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If life gives you limes, make margaritas.
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Jimmy Buffett

Jun 25, 2019

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Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.
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Nina Dobrev

Jun 25, 2019

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In an ideal world no one would talk before 10am people would just hug because waking up is really hard.
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Zooey Deschanel

Jun 25, 2019

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I think if you live in a black and white world, you’re gonna suffer a lot. I used to be like that. But I don’t believe that anymore.
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Bradley Cooper

Jun 25, 2019

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There are three things I look forward to over weekends: naked Fridays, naked Saturdays, and naked Sundays!
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Robert Downey Jr.

Jun 25, 2019

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That’s the real trouble with the world. Too many people grow up.
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Walt Disney

Jun 24, 2019

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20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30: 1-20: The weight of other people’s expectations and judgments.
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Maura Quint

Jun 24, 2019

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The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people.
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Jamie Lee Curtis

Jun 18, 2019

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Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.
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Anthony Bourdain

Jun 18, 2019

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That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
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Quentin Tarantino

Jun 18, 2019

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Steven Wright

Jun 14, 2019

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Life’s too short to drink crappy coffee and cry over boys who don’t care.
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Matty Healy

Jun 10, 2019

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If you’re old enough, you’re good enough.
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Martin Tyler

Jun 7, 2019

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Just disconnect. Once in a day sometime, sit silently and from all connections, disconnect yourself.
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Yoda

Jun 7, 2019

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Happiness doesn’t come from doing what we like to do but from liking what we have to do.
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Wilfred Peterson

Jun 7, 2019

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The person who doesn’t value you is blocking you from the one who will. Let them go.
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Robert Tew

Jun 6, 2019

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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manuel.
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Terry Pratchett

Jun 4, 2019

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A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
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G. Gordon Liddy

May 31, 2019

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Wherever you are, and whatever you do, be in love.
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Rumi

May 30, 2019

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Travel and tell no one, live a true story and tell no one, live happily and tell no one, people ruin beautiful things.
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Khalil Gibran

May 13, 2019

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Boundaries are the distance at which I can love you and me simultaneously.
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Prentis Hemphill

May 12, 2019

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So if you stay ready, you ain’t gotta get ready, and that is how I run my life.
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Will Smith

May 6, 2019

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My only advice is to marry someone who likes to leave parties at the same time you do.
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David Ehrlich

May 1, 2019

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Everyone must choose one of two pains; the pain of discipline, or the pain of regret.
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Jim Rohn

Apr 30, 2019

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Strong people don’t put others down… they lift them up.
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Michael P. Watson

Apr 15, 2019

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I tend to stay up late, not because I’m partying but because it’s the only time of the day when I’m alone and don’t have to be performing.
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Jim Carrey

Apr 13, 2019

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I just got to a point where I decided that I want to live an unbullshitafied life.
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Steve Maraboli

Apr 11, 2019

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Before you argue with someone, ask yourself, is that person even mentally mature enough to grasp the concept of different perspectives? Because if not, there’s absolutely no point.
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Amber Veal

Apr 10, 2019

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Practice the pause. Pause before judging. Pause before assuming. Pause before accusing. Pause whenever you’re about to react harshly and you’ll avoid doing and saying things you’ll later regret.
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Lori Deschene

Apr 10, 2019

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A retired husband is often a wife’s full-time job.
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Ella Harris

Apr 3, 2019

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