Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand. Benny Hill
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. […]
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much […]
I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest […]
Old age is a special problem for me because I’ve never been able to shed […]
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar – I […]
I’m more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl. Tara Reid
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. Robert Louis Stevenson
I am a violent man who has learned not to be violent and regrets his […]
Nowadays people don’t even date anymore. They just talk, catch feelings and fuck for a […]
Freedom is the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. George […]
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. Louis […]
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank […]
Wine is bottled poetry. Robert Louis Stevenson
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress. Mahatma Gandhi
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort […]
It is the personality of the mistress that the home expresses. Men are forever guests […]
Whiskey is good proofing water. It tells you who’s real and who isn’t. Tommy Shelby
The internet is just unemployed people telling people with jobs that they have to take […]
If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you […]
Sometimes being a grown up sucks hairy balls! Becca Lee
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben
When I’m old and gray, I want to have a house by the sea. And […]
People who meet me as an adult are often surprised that I’m alive and have […]
You cannot get ahead while you are getting even. Dick Armey
I’ve lived such a great, fantastic life already, but there’s still so much more. Katie […]
The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. John Madden
Next to making a proper omelette or wiping your own ass, rolling a joint is […]
If you can’t laugh about sex, you shouldn’t be doing it. Sue Johanson
I don’t wanna gain the whole world and lose my soul. Toby Mac
There is no age better than another. Iman Abdulmajid
The face you have at age 25 is the face God gave you, but the […]
Well, in order to become a grown man, in order to become significant in my […]
Sometimes your friends are your lovers, or have been at one time. Axl Rose
Maturity is the ability to postpone gratification. Sigmund Freud
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. Oscar Wilde
Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. John Callahan
The greatest day in your life and mine is when we take total responsibility for […]
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. Erma Bombeck