Are you at that point in your life where you need to grow up, take on responsibility and important tasks? This is the category for you. Browse through these quotes and remember, you’re not the only one ADULTING.
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Drink! for you know not whence you came nor why: drink! for you know not […]
I told myself that I was going to live the rest of my life as […]
Refuse to let an old person move into your body. Wayne Dyer
I look spooky but I’m really nice. Sharon Needles
The most powerful thing is for women not just to be the beneficiaries of the […]
If you can’t say “Fuck” you can’t say, “Fuck the government. Lenny Bruce
I have worked with some of the meanest people in the world. You can’t do […]
Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. Holly Black
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable. Frank Zappa
On a plane you can pick up more and better people than on any other […]
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked […]
Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them. John Goodman
I’ve been to too many Dead concerts. There’ve been smokin’ holes where my memory used […]
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. […]
Old age, especially an honored old age, has so great authority, that this is of […]
The great object is that every man be armed. Patrick Henry
You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever. Germaine Greer
If it doesn’t come through the Internet, it’s not really compelling to me. Pete Cashmore
The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions. Oliver Wendell […]
Entangled between a dream and a coma. Yelawolf
The best way to ease your anxiety while waiting for a decision is to move […]
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class […]
I’m not proud of killing, of being responsible for the death of a single person. […]
The past is a great place and I don’t want to erase it or to […]
I’ve always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me. […]
The day you take complete responsibility for yourself, the day you stop making any excuses, […]
Every hateful statement ever made about me is a dirty lie. Ted Nugent
I don’t let the left hand know what the right hand is doing. Kevin Gates
Landlords, like all other men, love to reap where they never sowed. Karl Marx
Doing what’s right isn’t the problem. It is knowing what’s right. Lyndon B. Johnson
Oh man, I like Chevys. Kawhi Leonard
To be ignorant of what occurred before you were born is to remain always a […]
I think men, growing up, you have to go through some form of hardship. You’ve […]
Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. Doris Day
I have decided in 2020 to run for president. Kanye West
I am known to wear my heart on my sleeves. Karan Patel
Gambling is legal and betting is legal, for what I bet. Michael Jordan
I haven’t read a newspaper in 20 years. I don’t look at the computer or […]
Have you ever noticed how nice people are at the car wash?! Maybe it’s just […]